skzstrology

🐺 chan: air sign king, so he will bark. a lot. air signs are talkers and he’s got air in abundance. and normally i’d leave it at that. but he’s got a sag mars and that says to me that he’ll throw hands when he has to. (tbh his sag mars does a lot of heavy lifting for him)

🐰 minho: watery, which is emotional, with a bit of a spark behind it. his communication style is all scorpio, which tells me usually he threatens people he doesn’t actually wanna hurt. if he wants to hurt you, he won’t tell you. he’ll just do it.

🐰🐽 changbin: big, loud leo. it’s not that he’s not capable of biting, it’s just that he’s so loud that he will either scare them or alert his friends. he doesn’t usually GET to bite. but he probably enjoys watching.

🥟 hyunjin: just. don’t piss off the pisces, okay? especially not this one. the wisdom that pisces has is messed up with that aries mars that will swing if you give it a chance. your best hope is that he wasn’t paying attention. he probably wasn’t.

🐹 jisung: he does bark, but not like. at you. kind of around you. in your general direction. conflict avoidant, but big emotions. and if he DOES bite, he’ll likely regret it. or have done it by accident, like you caught a stray bullet.

🐥 felix: he will big bark EVENTUALLY if you get him there. he might even bite. but you’re so rarely going to get him there. he’s more likely to stare at you menacingly and mock you.

🐶 seungmin: just puppy. no but really you’re going to piss yourself off in trying to piss him off, so just don’t even bother.