I saw a picture from a gig of yours. You were wearing a suit and everything.

You’ve actually seen some of the modeling I did? It’s not a thing. I don’t do it often. I just needed money...

Well you clean up well from what I’ve seen.

You’ve seen?

Oh….well it won’t be fancy. The offer is there if you want it.

Fancy isn’t really my scene.

Uhm…would it be bad if I said I was doing Easter by myself and I wanted a bit of company? I mean I might ask Veronica or Sam and Jordan? I mean I don’t know yet

It can hardly be bad when I didn’t even know this weekend was Easter.

Well…I mean it is Easter so..if you wanted to come over for dinner…you are more than welcome.

Is anyone else coming? I don’t want to interrupt...

Well she’s missing out on a wonderful person….although most would miss out if they judged you. I’m still sorry about that.

Don’t be.  Oh. No, I’m not much the planning type.

She’s a proud girl…I guess that’s true though. She hardly ever is nice to you is she? 

Not really. But most people aren’t.

Yeah…She is coming around. The other day she said you did a good job. It was pretty surprising. She’s pretty proud sometimes. 

The day she admits that to me is the day Hell freezes over and I’m not to fond of the cold.

Thanks sweets. I think you were out of the office at that moment. She probably would have made you do it because she asked if we had a good male stylist. I told her we only have a male hair stylist. She asked why she didn’t get him for her hair. 

Really? I’m sure that would have made Grace flip a shit. She likes to remind me that I’m just an assistant. I think if she removed the stick from her ass she’d have a lot more fun.

She was 30. She just thought because I was plus sized, I wouldn’t dress her nicely. It was a size discrimination thing I think. She kept saying she wished that Grace or Maxine or Gypsy would do it. I told her Maxine is very busy and the other two are only hair stylists.

That’s stupid. You dress better than most of the people around here. And then how come she didn’t want me to dress her. I could have made her totally punk. Maybe she would have dug it.

Why are you laughing Mister? I tried my best. She just hated it.

Was she old? And I think it’s cute that I have any idea what the hell tea length means.

The latest client said I only gave her sexual clothing which she hated. She wanted something more conservative and then she threw the dress back saying it was too frumpy. She hated everything I picked out. It was just a lot.

I see. [tries his hardest not to laugh] So, was it a sexy dress?

It’s fun if the clients aren’t telling you that they want a new stylist.

Why would they want a new stylist?

Working hard…just..you know being boring.

Boring? Sounds...fun.