the fear of falling apart

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

That’s not the intended use Sir

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???

That IS the intended use, sir

Actually me

two trucks finding their soulmates

This was one of the most visually stunning and innovative movies I’ve ever seen in my LIFE. Just astonishingly, breathtakingly, beautifully done – every scene, every frame, GODDAMN. I was blown away. 

She’s the coaches wife.

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

How’s the Swedish Christmas goat doing? Has it caught fire this year?

Gatekeeper

i am literally paying your ass directly netflix this is not fucking hard to figure out

how the fuck do you even BEGIN to code this

have you considered fucking off with that particular brand of witchery