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zerosocialskillz

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

thefallenbibliophilequote

Happy 22/2/22 day!

niuniente

Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

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adreamfromnevermore

As someone who has just watched the Old Guard and used to be a pretty big Captain America fan, the most hilarious crossover would be one where the four of them had helped the Howling Commandos in the war and also forget to watch the news and after walking into Steve on the street one day spend an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out if they just completely missed a new immortal somehow.

He’d have been allowed out and about for like a week before he runs into Nicky and Joe and automatically greets them since they know each other and his momma raised a polite young man thank you very much, the two just awkwardly nod along and try to run away as discreetly as possible before Steve has the time to think about the fact that logically they should be old men by now.

Andy is trying to decide if the no doubles rule to jobs applies when the dude is supposed to be dead and may or may not be an immortal since none of them can agree. Booker finds out they found him stuck in the ice and the argument just gets more convoluted.

#yesss #this #the old guard #cap

tormentedpenguin86

11

#7

stick-ball

Fake identity crisis'in be like that

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antichill

gaphic

a himbo must, MUST, be Kind, Beefy, and Stupid.

only Kind and Beefy? thats just a hunk.

only Beefy and Stupid? thats just a jock.

only Kind and Stupid? thats just a decent man!

agreyeyedgirl

#beautiful

macrolit

Reblog with just TWO choices

#3 & 4

setsfiretohistory

Louis: [gives constructive criticism politely] Also Louis: [gives you shit, but always with affection]

secondclassvines

surprisebitch

the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy

#omggggg #amazing

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sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012

i never listened to one direction but i always found it funny that they had a member named harry AND another member named larry. just rhyming bros

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012

oh okay

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012

guys you’re never gonna believe what i just learned from a quick google search

#lollllll #welcome to hell

scumfuckus

2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

sexatoxbridge

There’s only ONE person who could come up with a pun this bad

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a-fucking-velociraptor

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dajo42

this is the happiest day of my life

laloon

keranos-god-of-storm-crows

Too soon

saheeli-rais-wife

65 million years…

randomslasher

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t).

So it’s all good!!

gardenofroseandthorn

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

amurderofkittens

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

ilovemosss

@thefrodiscaper this makes me think of dragon au

beast-in-the-beauty-deactivated

Doctor of War & Sorrow

#Queen of war and madness

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