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me, living my life: chaotic stupid

I love scenes where ppl are playing poker and they show someone’s cards and the music gets intense cause I have no idea how the fuck the game works like is this good or bad we just don’t know

why do heterosexuals think unhealthy relationships are quirky and fun lol you aren’t supposed to hate your wife pals. buddos. guys. come on use ya brains

my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months

may your foundation match your neck, concealer be creaseless, & winged eyeliner be sharp enough to kill amen

Class discussions are fun until u find out ur classmates are racists

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow