Here are some incorrect quotes for Bucky Barnes
Sam: You need to stop buying knives.
Bucky: I’m not buying them.
Sam: Then where are they coming from?!
Bucky: The universe provides.
Steve: Bucky, you can’t solve every problem with violence.
Bucky: That sounds suspiciously like criticism.
Tony: Why is there a hole in the wall?
Sam: You have the emotional range of a teaspoon.
Sam: Name one feeling you’ve had this week.
Yelena: I like him. He looks emotionally constipated.
Therapist: And what do we say when we feel triggered?
Peter: Mr. Barnes, how old are you again?
Bucky: Old enough to know not to click suspicious links.
Peter: That doesn’t answer—
Bucky: The internet is a battlefield, kid.
Sam: Why are you awake at 3 AM?
Sam: This is New York. There are always noises.
Bucky: This one was judgmental.
Steve: You can ask people for help, Buck.
Bucky: Incorrect. That creates vulnerability.
Bucky: I don’t “hold grudges.”
Zemo: You once ignored Stark for two straight weeks.
Bucky: Healing takes time.
Sam: You know, normal people text before showing up.
Bucky: The element of surprise is tactical.
Sam: You came here to borrow a blender.
Bucky: Tactical smoothie acquisition.
Bucky: Finally. Someone who understands me.
Shuri: Your metal arm can literally connect to satellites and you use it to open pickle jars.
Bucky: And I do it flawlessly.
Bucky: I have excellent people skills.
Sam: You threatened three people at brunch.
Bucky: They were being rude to the waiter.
Peter: So what was the 40s like?
Bucky: Loud jazz, global conflict, and no Wi-Fi.
Peter: That sounds terrible.
Bucky: It built character.
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