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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
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@skelewashere
Just realized I never made an intro post, it's not too late for one of these is it?
Haloooo, im Skele, little fersonlad
I do programming! (I am not very good though :( )
Stuff I like:
Owl house
Infinity train
SCP
Gravity falls
Will Wood
Various anime I'm not gonna name right now
I write stuff for a story I'm making with friends so I may post about it here sometimes!!! (It's SCP related, may the lord help me-)
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@skelewashere @itz-fl0rian
This is ai don't believe a thing they're saying trust
NUH UH I WAS THERE I WITNESSED THIS
LIES THAT TARNISH MY GOOD NAME
@skelewashere @itz-fl0rian
This is ai don't believe a thing they're saying trust
nuh uh
Yuh uh!
fucker im 323cm
Not anymore
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shortass
YOURE SHORTER THAN ME
FAHHHH
Mrow
why do my asks not like me are they even sending through
No theyre not sending I'm actually responding to air rn
im going to touch you.
Oh no... The horror...
Well hurry up then
Welcome welcome, little fella!
I see you're new to the casino, yes?
-♦️♣️ @golden-roulette
I thought this was a chuck e cheese but I guess it makes more sense considering the amount of alcohol being served
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I want gloves I want black gloves so bad it doesn't matter the material I want gloves
listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different
i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts
this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it
cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah
I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.
Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.
But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)
Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".
Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.
congrats, i award you funniest take on this post
@skelewashere we're getting a cheetah
YAAAAAYYYYY
i shouldnt be having these thoughts in public what if someone's a mind reader and they think im a pervert
i mean i am but still
i see you
Nooo you dont
Another point that reminds me of my privilege in this world is when I think about the fact that we sell the cure for tuberculosis to people to give to their dogs for a UTI. Millions of people literally die every year because they can't access this medication and I'm giving it to people to shove down their dogs' throats to make them stop peeing in the house. It's one of the more expensive antibiotics and people always whine about the price but then it's not their daughter they have to watch slowly suffocate as bacteria turns her lungs into swiss cheese. It's not their father that coughs and coughs and coughs until he's spitting up blood.
The deadliest infectious disease in human history is cured by the same packet of chewable tabs individually packed in foil. It comes in beef flavor so your dog won't resist taking its meds as much. It's like a hundred bucks for 30 tablets on pretty much any pet pharmacy.
It makes me think about medicine scarcity and how it's all fake in order to get enough capital that you can have individuals with higher net worth than entire countries. And in the mean time, hundreds of millions of people are dead because they don't drive the bottom line.
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I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him
I'm gonna go nap at night who wants to come with
