being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

pulled over to give a homeless guy some cash on the side of the road today and he pointed to my bigfoot air freshener and asked if i believed in ‘that guy’ and no, i don’t, i have the air freshener because my last car before this one (the pt cruiser) belonged to a woman named tracy who loved bigfoot and had a whole collection of bigfoot stuff including the air freshener and she died of cancer which is why her husband was selling me her car and i figured, hey, might as well keep the air freshener in her honor. and then when i had to junk the last car i couldnt bring myself to get rid of it. so now it’s just hanging off my rear view mirror again. which is probably a worse reason to have an air freshener than believing in bigfoot.

If I was the pope I'd tweet "holy shit I actually just heard Him 🤯" and then turn off my pope phone

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me