Shitting yourself💛

I keep four maybe five ice cream sandwiches in the desk drawer so no one fucks with them

getting brainwashed off that thing

I have a dollar that's slightly bigger than normal and it's worth a little more too

what if taco bell was talos bell and the guys from skyrim were there woah talk about a crazy dining experience!

going to the ER on zoom caus my computer hurts

people act like skibidi toilet sigma brain rot is going to ruin Gen Alpha as if in cowboy times we weren't watching Henrietta the Calculus Chicken and fucking Gerwin Magnet Boy

everyone needs to host four train wreck minecraft servers before they can grow as a person

what if instead of coochy coochy coo they said it to babies more like pussy pussy poo

*random persons post and the one conspicuously brobdingnagian word they ascertained not 20 minutes ago*

guys we must attest to this characters creepiness by having them sing a nursery rhyme but then they say the last word deep and scary and screen go red