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whatsso beautiful is i didnt evenknow taylor swif tdid something i thought we were all just hating because it feltright tonight

fleshlight alarm clock you have to fuck and bust into to turn off

Absolutely furious that I've just been given good advice by a tiktok.

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

i hate motherfuckers who base their whole personality on the sum experience of their formative years + the people they mostly interact with + some key impactful events in life + a small amount of traits they were just born with + their current interests and some other stuff probably. so fucking annoying...

Like for Jowling Kowling Rowling to be eaten by orcas. Reblog for Jowlong Kowling Rowling to also be eaten by orcas

this i may come off as harsh or callous but can people on tiktok stop making neonatal kittens go viral when they have such a slim chance of survival. like tatertot was cute and all but like i dont think that whole ordeal was worth all the tears in the end because people really fucking got their hopes up for that guy. and now im seeing several different accounts posting the tiniest most terminally ill kittens ive ever seen and all the comments are like "IF THIS ENDS UP LIKE TATERTOT IM KILLING MYSELF". correct me if im wrong, i dont think this is healthy.