What do you do to occupy yourself when bored?
“I’m never bored.
I’ve got people to manage, jobs to do, prey to hunt, pockets to pick, treasure to track, and a lover to keep happy. I’m too BUSY to be bored.”
Ahem. A lover, Zuri? Singular? You might just have some spare time on your hands if you’re not careful.
“I beg your pardon, Madam. Last time we met I seem to recall being chased off by an angry version of Serana. So you can hardly complain when I don’t -
“…Is this another portal? Entirely? You’re from a different world, aren’t you?”
“My, my, my, what a delightful turn of events.” Purred
Oh… You’re a different Zuri. And there’s another Serana out there too? Interesting…
My own Serana and Zuri might have words to say if I sought out a portal though.
“So introduce us,” wicked, wide grin. “I’m sure I can persuade myself to share.”
Oh no you don’t! I can barely handle one of you plus Sithia.
By the blood… there’s other Sithias out there too?
Whimpers
“Presumably each with their own Seranas and Zuris…”
“Which begs the question where MY Sithia is. I have yet to find her.”
It may be too much to hope for that my counterparts are with my lovers' counterparts. Especially as yours isn't.
If she's lived as dangerous life as I have... I'm afraid there's no guarantee she's alive. Try to find out what happened at Helgen. And if all else fails, try the Thalmor.











