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did he film this in a microwave lmao

bougie fake leftist freegan/squatter/crusties on that Being Poor LARP (“we don’t want your yuppie flats. we are happy with our rats.”) shit r onto a critique of ~redistribute the spoils of imperialism~ social democracy but stop short. if ya had any thought besides a dumbass “being rich bad….so being poor good” reasoning, u’d b onto something but no!

i’m homoplatonic i’m only friends with other gays

okay same but like… i really hope op isn’t making fun of platonic orientations which regard who you are attracted to in a queerplatonic way…like a lot of people (not just aces/aros who kinda started qp stuff) use homoplatonic to say hey! i am only attracted queerplatonically to people of my same gender! i know a lot of tumblr people make fun of silly orientations or labels but like… i really hope this isnt the case ://

it is the case ://

yall think it’s funny to reinforce the socionormativity implying that platonormative society is funny while oppressing marginalized platonic oriented people such as aplatonix. this is a form of aphobic allonormativity, strictist suptilicism and variphobic zedsexism

bitch what language is this

This not only made me straight but made me realize none of you gays ever had friends in real life before

truly an icon

man responding to something a woman said: actually this is true. I mean, fair enough, this is surprisingly accurate. I would have phrased it like this, but you can still extract some value from this statement as it is actually fair enough if you like and see it that way maybe

its illegal to hate britney spears

when fandoms start creating their own laws

this is god’s law, not mine