dr pepper is a woman in stem

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

men will say “princess treatment ❤️” and then it’s just how i normally treat the cashier at the store

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c