dr pepper is a woman in stem

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

there are a lot of female characters where you can say that lesbian sex would fix them but it's kind of even more fun when it wouldn't. like clearly she wants to be having it but it would make everything worse and ruin her life. and i would like to see it.

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

tbh one of my most american opinions is that i didn’t know until kind of embarrassingly recently that birthright citizenship is not the worldwide standard and i think that’s insane. like i genuinely cannot think of a single reason why a country wouldn’t have birthright citizenship that isn’t at least low key kind of fascist.

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed