sylvie 🐍

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

you can’t tell me he would be so attentive afterwards. Attentive…but also very exhausted

depending on what occurs during it, of course. if you do something rough and/or top in, he usually falls right asleep. but if he’s on top, he does try very hard to make you comfortable and happy before going to sleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

i think sir pentious would really like his hands because they help him not only pleasure you, but also build all of his creations. I also think he loves his long hair, he would be willing to cut it for you (he’d definitely be sad but willing) but after finding out how much you love it too he takes a lot of pride in it.

he loves everything about you, though i think your lips would be his favorite. he feels like such a pervert but setting you smile or watching them close around your spoon while eating gets him all riled up.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

this man doesn’t just cum, he squirts. he’s always been like that. he thought it was rather embarrassing and tried to hide it from you in the beginning but obviously you were bound to find out one day.

you love it, and you definitely tease him for it too. “squirt for me baby…squirt all over my hand just like a girl.” you’d smirk, and he’d whine and obey. (i want him so bad)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

well stalking, obviously.

he likes watching you, and he likes being watched (only by you though) he isn’t into other people seeing.

a fantasy he has is watching you through your closet door while you touch yourself. he also wants you to watch through his door or window while he touches himself too.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

no doubt he was a virgin before meeting you.

he’s very clueless, the only pointers he has if from any books about female anatomy and from watching you do it yourself. but he’s very eager to learn and takes feedback very well.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

i’m gonna be honest, i’m not too sure.

i think he’d love missionary because he likes seeing your face, but he also loves doggy because he thinks seeing your back arched like that is incredibly attractive. if he’s the one being fucked, he definitely prefers doggy so that he can hide from his embarrassment.

but cowgirl is also one of his top favorites since you look so good being on top of him like that.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i think he would try to take it very seriously, but because he’s so clumsy and nervous it’s quite amusing.

Pentious will crack jokes down the line, some so bad you literally stop riding him just to make him shut up. but it’s a silly type of intimate, and it’s quite adorable too

but do not feel like you always have to be so serious around him, pentious is not a very serious guy (even though he tries to act like he is)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I actually think he’d be very well groomed, maybe even completely bare. he doesn’t mind hair on his partner by any means, he prefers it actually. but he’s not a big fan of it on himself. he’ll never let his beard grow in, and same goes for any body hair down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Pentious is romantic, but he’s also nervous. staring into your eyes too long makes him sweat and he has to look away. too much kissing might make him cum in his pants. And if you run your fingers through his hair for too long he’ll probably fall asleep.

he tries his best to be romantic but it usually back fires on him lmaooo

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he didn’t do it a lot, mostly because it made him feel dirty. but when he did, he wouldn’t last long. he’d watch you through the window and last for around 1-2 minutes before he’d be hunching over and cumming all over the floor.

He does not jerk off after he starts dating you, he doesn’t think it’s worth it since it won’t feel as good as you can make him feel.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

i’ve written a lot of kink hc for pentious (you can find snake and human versions in my master list 🤭🤭)

but i think that marking would be one of his favorites. he loves feeling your mouth in his skin, and he especially loves seeing the dark marks against his pale complex in the morning

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

his desk of course

it’s feels extra dirty and perverted since it’s the place he does his work, but he loves it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

it doesn’t take much to turn him on. Literally just slip your outfit past your shoulders while batting your lashes and he’ll be on his knees within seconds.

run your fingers down his neck or hair and he’ll be as hard as a rock immediately.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i think he’d be against anything that’s going to hurt you.

he’s okay with choking, and he’s personally okay with being slapped. but he will not slap you unless it’s your ass.

he doesn’t like needle play or anything that’s will draw blood (this might change when he’s in hell but as a human he’s against it)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

giving oral is his favorite.

obviously he loves getting a BJ from you, but giving it soooo much better in his eyes. he’d much rather please you rather than himself

he’s surprisingly very good at it, he gets even better as time goes. his tongue works wonders and he always looks up at you with those pathetically beautiful eyes of his (i have a specific hc list about sir pentious being a munch in my master list!)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

definitely slower and softer, but sometimes he can get a little out of control when he’s super close and get pretty quick. but if he goes too fast he’ll definitely cum prematurely lmao

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

pentious isn’t a huge fan of these because he believes your body deserves to be worshipped. but he definitely won’t complain if you ride him while he should be working or ask him to meet you in the bathroom while your out on a date.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

i have a lot of different opinions about this.

he likes watching people, and i have a feeling he likes being watched but mainly only by you. i think he might be down to do it in a riskier area, but he probably would double check that you guys can’t get caught. i have a feeling it would be his favorite lmaooo

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

his stamina is not so great, but he will gladly push himself into overstimulation to please you. he cums quick, and his recovery period is a bit long. but that doesn’t stop him

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i think he makes his own toys actually. like he makes his own vibrators that are person for your body, or dildos that do exactly what you both want.

he always tests the out of himself first, making sure that it won’t shock or hurt you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i don’t think he teases very much. but sometimes he does, and it’s quite adorable.

it’s mostly when he’s drunk. he’ll play with his hair and giggle and whisper dirty little things to you. obviously you know exactly what he’s doing, but you usually play along since he’s cute.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

oh he’s loud.

he’s whining, rambling, moaning, everything. he can’t keep his mouth shut, especially when he’s close. you’ll definitely have to gag him with your underwear or something if there’s someone next door.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he would definitely wear lingerie for you. i think he’s a bit into the whole feminization thing (should i lowkey write a fic about this?)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i think pentious isn’t very girthy. but what he lacks in girth he makes up for in length. i think he’s around 7-8 inches 🤭

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

i feel like pentious would have a pretty high sex drive, but it isn’t the only thing on his mind. he will also gladly not have sex for weeks on end if that’s what you want

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he’s out like a light to be honest 😭 i wrote about this in the after care part!

but expect the best cuddles from him, he’s so clingy especially when he’s sleepy

Lucifer

i mean it’s literally canon that he’s good at it…

but beyond that, i believe Lucifer would be a god at it. His skills would be impeccable, especially with how long he’s been ‘alive’ for.

he is sooo focused on your pleasure. he just wants to make you feel good and satisfied. he will gladly sit inbetween your thighs for hours. he loves eating you out

he’s so pathetic about it too. his eyes, hooded with lust and need, staring up at you as his tongue works its magic.

he will beg you to sit on his face. eating pussy is one of hi favorite things, a dominant women is his second. so you riding his face is like a dream come true.

squirt all over him a he will be in heaven 🙏 (no pun intended…lol) he gets so pussy drunk it’s actually insane. he’s addicted and down bad….lucifer is a yearner and a munch

Alastor

alastor isn’t a very sexual person, and he’d much rather tie you up and use his ‘tentacles’ on you or his fingers. his mouth is something he’s not too found off. i hc that alastor doesn’t even like kissing all that much either

but on the rare occasions he does choose to eat you, your left limp in his bed

alastor doesn’t half ass things, he will make sure your spent. he’ll hold you down and force orgasm after orgasm out of you.

he always looks a little feral while eating you out. horns bigger, eyes blacked out, and a smile on his face as his tongue reaches inhumane depths inside of your pussy.

i personally don’t think alastor would like face sitting all that much. he likes control, and he likes being on top. 69 also isn’t his favorite because i don’t think Alastor is a huge fan of head either.

bondage. lots of bondage. if he’s eating you out, odds are you are tied up. he’s also the type of guy to put a pillow under your hips and press down on your lower stomach to really make it feel good.

trust, sometimes alastor knows your body better than you do.

Adam

he does it for his own pleasure more than yours for sure. but that doesn’t mean he’s not good at it.

he talks so much about his head game and this and that, so the first time he ate you out you were hoping it was bad just so you could rub in his face that he couldn’t make you cum. unfortunately and fortunately for you, he made you squirt around 3 times simply just from his tongue.

he dives into that pussy. his face is soaked by the time he coms back up. slow and gentle isn’t the way Adam likes to do it

not to mention the overstimulation oh my god…

i don’t think adam would mind if you sat on his face, as long as you bend over and 69 him he won’t complain.

but speaking of 69, that’s his favorite position by far.

he also dirty talks the whole time; even with a mouth full of pussy.

Sir Pentious

like i said in my sir pentious hc’s (linked here) he is lazy with it

not in a ‘i don’t wanna do this’ or ‘i’m bored’ way….but rather in a soft and sensual way.

he’s always a bit hesitant, asking you if it feels good or if he’s doing it right. he lives off of praise, especially from you. Your moans really build his confidence up to. by the end of it, he’d be a flow state, completely focused on eating you out and nothing else

face sitting is something he would like because he would know it’s enjoyable, since your the one in control. 69 would probably be a bit too much for him. he can only handle so much stimulation at once lmao.

your pleasure is his pleasure. he just wants to make you happy. “i promissssee i wont dissssapoint, my love.” he would declare before using that long snake tongue in all the right ways. his snake teeth are quite sharp and long…so just beware of that….

Vox

Vox uses sex as a way to get what he wants; i 100% he eats you out to apologize to you. not like you can complain much when he’s really good at it 🤷

the tv head definitely required you to spread your legs far and wide, giving him all the space in the world to lick and suck on whatever the hell he wants.

overstimulation for sure, while i don’t think vox is too big of a munch, he still likes it. and he especially likes making you sob and squirm while screaming his name.

he’s always doing the three finger combo on you too. he’s learned a lot (mostly from val lmao) he curls his fingers up while licking you just right. he knows all the tricks and what makes you tick.

yes you can sit on his face. he loves 69ing and usually will complain of you don’t lean over and suck him off too.

vox is a little selfish, obviously, so sometimes he’ll complain if you just want head and no penetration. but if you make it up to him with some head too 😉 he won’t stay mad for too long