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video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

notice how everyone is horny today

there’s something about queer-platonic relationships. the fact taht they aren’t necessarily romantic or sexual or even platonic, it’s just connection in one of the most intimate senses. As a person on the aroace spec it jst really speaks to me. it could be the most intimate and loving relationship in the world and it could not be defined by labels. gracerocky and strattland r both rlly good examples of this, and being in the phm fandom has genuinely made me feel so seen and understood in ways I never knew I needed.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system