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Sirius, tied up: Personally, I blame you.

James, tied up next to him: How can it possibly be my fault?

Sirius: Beacuse otherwise it would be my fault. And that can't be right.

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Sirius: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives.

Remus: I wake up at 4:30 AM.

Sirius:

Sirius: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Remus: We need a distraction.

Sirius: Is anyone here hood at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

James, whispering: My time has come.

Sirius: I was arrested for being so cool.

Remus: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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James: You're right.

Remus: That's...that's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Remus: How's the sexiest person here~?

Sirius: I don't know, how are they~?

Remus, flustered: I-

James, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Remus: Would you stab your bestfriend in the leg for 10 million hold?

Sirius: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

James: You can stab me too, then we can have 20 million.

Sirius: Good thinking.

Sirius: I've already sent good vibes your way...they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Remus: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Lily: I'm going to take you out.

James: Great, It's a date.

Lily: I meant that as a threat-

James: See you at five!

Sirius: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way and the James way.

Remus: Isn't that the wrong way?

Sirius: Yes, but it's faster.

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James: Six months....SIX MONTHS.

Sirius: What's wrong with him?

Lily, trying not to laugh: It's nothing really.

James: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

Remus: This is a mistake.

Sirius, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Remus: But not today.

Sirius, still enthusiastic: Oh no, today's going to be a mess.

Sirius: *makes Remus a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Remus: *sips tea*

Sirius:

Remus: *finishes tea*

Sirius: Didn't it taste bad?

Remus: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.

Sirius, tearing up: Oh okay.

Remus: You spent all our money on THIS??

Sirius, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

James: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.

Remus: What the fvck?

Sirius: He's having an idea.

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Sirius: *Accidentally hits Remus in the face*

Sirius: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Sirius: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

Remus: What's wrong with you?!

Sirius: I need to dye my hair.

Remus: ...

Sirius: Or get another tattoo.

Remus: ...

Sirius: Or a new piercing.

Remus: Why?

Sirius: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

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