Siriusblacksluv

james: i didn’t know he was sick

regulus: he’s not

sirius: so you want to stop?

remus: yeah.

sirius, tears filling his eyes: oh okay. well if you don’t want me anymore. i guess we can stop. i suppose i suspected this.

remus: what. siri-

sirius, now sobbing: no it’s okay. everyone gets sick of me sooner or later.

remus: sirius that’s not-

sirius: it’s okay remus. you can live a life without me where you’re happy and, and, and. and you can fall in love with someone who treats you better. i know i didn’t and i’m sorry for that. i do love you though. wait do you want me to stop saying that now? is it too much.

remus: sirius will you shut up. that’s not what i meant.

sirius, confused: then what did you mean?

remus: i meant i don’t think i can keep carrying you marriage style up to the dorm room every night.

sirius: WELL YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT MOONY.

The whole marauders fandom: cannibalism.

James: *nervously* uh- oh mm... I.. can't remember?

Sirius: wha-? You'd never acted like this before, now im scared, who was it?

Remus *trying to not laugh*: yeah James, who was it?

James: *horrified* you wanna die?

Sirius: James. Tell me. It can't be that bad

James: okay, but give me a 5 seconds advantage so i can run, please?

Sirius: okay?

James: it was Remus. Don't hate me please. I beg you.

Sirius: WHAT?

Remus *dying of laughter *

Pete: oh yeah, they even kissed once, he was James first kiss

James: PETE NOT THE TIME.

Sirius: HE WAS WHAT-??

James: hear me out, it was just to taste if I liked men okay?

Remus *laughing even harder*