Opps

Little me: GRASS! SUNSHINE! BUTTERFLIES! MUD! BIRDS!

Big me: glitter is the herpes of fashion

Little me: *throws glitter everywhere* SPARKLY GLITTERY FAIRY DUST!!

Big me: *wears black everyday*

Little me: *wears pink dress with pink bows and pink socks* it’s all pink so it matches right?

Big me: please do not speak to me or make me speak to people I might cry

Little me: PAY ATTENTION TO ME I AM A PRINCESS AND I DEMAND ATTENTION NOW!!!!!!

Big me: I’m an adult don’t patronize me, I know how to do things on my own stop treating me like an idiot

Little me: *squeezes entire bottle of bubble bath into tub*

Big me: dresses are so dumb like why do people wear something that literally has a giant hole in the bottom of it that your legs dangle out of

Little me: Pants? What are pants?

Big me: oh that’s such a cute cat I’m going to pet this cat even tho it probably doesn’t like me

dom: “use your words”

Let daddy whisper pervy things to you that make your little parts tingle.

Even in public when you can’t do anything about it but whine.