i threw stones at the stars and the whole sky fell

I still don’t get why people try to convince me that driving is less complicated than navigating a public transit system. With public transit I’m not doing most of the work.

What if instead of relaxing and just getting off the vehicle when it beeps at the right stop you got stuck in traffic and had to concentrate constantly on what you’re doing or else you kill somebody and started screaming at other people for not using their giant death machines correctly wouldn’t that be so much better

maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence

I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

america. zohran has been a wild success. the implications are clear. we must elect hotter politicians

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars