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1)Unless they are my friends on the internet,

2)Can sing,

3)Is single.

4)Is a model

aries: cracks their back literally 17 times during tests

taurus: tried to rap to rap god once but it didn't really work

gemini: tried to start a rock collection but stopped after like 2 weeks because fuck rocks

cancer: always puts the usb cord in backwards

leo: tries to sing really loud in the car and accidentally sings the wrong lyrics always

virgo: always has their name mispelled at starbucks

libra: starts saying things ironically and literally cannot stop

scorpio: uses a fuckton of creamer in their coffee

sagittarius: tries to catch food in their mouth and usually misses but when they actually get one they shout "KOBE" really fuckin loud

capricorn: flexes their butt muscles to songs

aquarius: eats nutella straight from the jar with the same spoon and gets everyone sick

iggy: *sweats*

iggy:

iggy: snape, snape, severus snape

snape, snape, severus snape

DUMBLEDORE!

ron, ron, ron weasley

ron, ron, ron weasley

hermione

ron, ron, ron weasley

hermione

ron, ron, ron weasley

hermione

ron, ro- HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence