Strange Happiness

Baby reindeer

“Ghost of the mountain 🏔” 

Full Moon 🌔✨

Don’t stand in my way or make me wait  

Don’t moan or bring down the mood with negativity 

Don’t complain that the food, or I am too spicy

If I loan you money - pay it back, I don’t like debts or fighting about money - everything else is fine 

Don’t treat me like a child even if I am acting like one 

Let me find out things for myself 

Taurus: Laws of Life when I am in it

Help yourself so I don’t have to 

Don’t wake me up I don’t care what time it is 

Don’t touch any of my food or it will become a police matter 

Don’t rush me or change plans at the last minute, there’s no guarantee I’ll attend

Pay back your debts - don’t just assume i ‘have enough’

Respect my privacy and don’t intrude on my personal space

If you ‘break it’ you bought it  

There is always room for dessert 

Gemini: Laws of Life when I am in it

Don’t interrupt me when I’m speaking 

What I said yesterday is irrelevant 

Opposite day can be any time without warning 

If you’ve told me a story once I don’t want to hear it again 

I talk a lot, but I have a lot of secrets too, I’ll talk about those when I am ready 

Don’t tell me to ‘grow up’ cause your jealous of my eternal youth

If I crave sugar I could be sad or nervous but I’m not certain and if you are touching my sensitive spots I will probably use inappropriate humour

I’ll probably be late and leave without telling anyone

Cancer: Laws of Life when I am in it

Don’t come into my life and then just leave 

If I say ‘nothing is wrong’ you should keep asking me what is wrong

If you touch any of my midnight snacks in the fridge we are done

Don’t try to make me a ‘morning person’ 

Just let me have my moment, I may be ‘grown up’ but sometimes it doesn’t feel that way  

Yes I know I am moody stop reminding me??

There is always room for dessert 

Leo: Laws of Life when I am in it

Don’t ignore me or give me silent treatment 

If I say ‘nothing is wrong’ you should keep asking me what is wrong

Don’t try to change or rearrange me 

Just let me have my ‘moment’ while all things revolve around me 

Don’t question my loyalty or exploit my vulnerabilities and generosity 

I’m doing things my way. End of story.

Remember my birthday

Virgo: Laws of Life when I am in it

Ask me if I am in the right headspace to hear and help you with your problems, and I will do the same 

Don’t tell me I am being ‘irrational’, I know it is probably irrational, but just listen to me I am finally opening up

Don’t touch my things. Don’t use them and try to put them back in the same place. I will notice. Straighten it out. Rinse it off. Please.

Don’t make me stay if I don’t feel comfortable 

My silence means I don’t want to hear your voice or mine

Libra: Laws of Life when I am in it

Be happy for me about my new relationship, or at least pretend to be

Don’t make me use my temper 

I know when people say things behind my back, so try if you want to

I am your friend, I want to help but I am not your 24/7 therapist 

I won’t tell you if I am not feeling well so you need to ask

Don’t assume that you can use me and think I won’t just cut you out of my life 

If I don’t like a person or a place - theres a reason, I trust my instincts and I will leave, come with me or not 

Scorpio: Laws of Life when I am in it

No you don’t need to know my name or birthday. Respect my privacy

Once you betray me, you are dead to me, so you may as well act like it and not come near me

If I don’t respond to your message, don’t keep messaging. Don’t query me about my whereabouts or question my decisions  

Don’t question my sanity. Seriously. Ever 

Your lies will hurt me more than a truth ever could 

Don’t make me regret letting you into my life 

I need to vent, lament, and cry alone, if I say leave me alone I mean seriously don’t disturb me

Sagittarius: Laws of Life when I am in it

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere 

Don’t ask for my honesty and then get offended by the truth 

Don’t try to convince or convert me - about anything

No I don’t have plans but even if I did you probably wouldn’t be in them

Don’t accuse me of shit or start drama over nothing 

Don’t hang around if you don’t like surprises 

Capricorn: Laws of Life when I am in it

Don’t speak down to me or treat me like a child 

Don’t expect me to solve all of your problems 

I will give you advice but I don’t want any 

I know where I came from and what I have been through - you don’t have to

If I haven’t responded don’t keep repeating yourself to get one

Sarcasm is my defence and I use humour at the most inappropriate moments just a warning 

Aquarius: Laws of Life when I am in it

Don’t intrude on my personal space. Drama is so boring

Everything ends with a question mark

Don’t question my beliefs or opinions, I’ve spent more time questioning and uncovering than you know 

I need freedom to breathe, I need my own space and I won’t change for anyone

We don’t use clocks in this bunker 

What I do with my mind and body is my choice and it has no impact on you

Pisces: Laws of Life when I am in it

Leave my brain alone 

Don’t expect me to be a morning person, wake me and live a nightmare

You can’t ‘borrow’ my shoes, my feet don’t fit into normal things

If I am crying offer me water so I don’t dehydrate and also affection

Don’t exploit my sensitivity and generosity 

When I say ‘yes’, chances are I want to say ‘no’ 

If I don’t like a person or a place - theres a reason, I trust my instincts and I will leave, come with me or not 

There is always room for one more glass

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Seattle nights, 2017