lil big tra$h

if it is sunny out when I'm going for a walk you'd better believe I'm not wearing sunblock

because

there's dirt all over the place so I'll take some of that dirt and I'll put it on my face

put it on my skin and rub it all in

because that's how you fight

the babies, the gorls, the birds, the fellas, the crew, the gang, the e

c row s 

you know what that means! it is time for-

*carefully opens all 16 pockets on my cargo pants and starts gently scooping out hundreds of tiny crabs*

now hear me out

we fell? in love? and lived on the homestead where we grow and forage everything?? and we can go on little picnic adventures so see froggz and collect shinies?

A cricket in my air vents... just... sitting... listening... waiting... PLOTTING...

Oh yeah, and screaming with her legs every time I let my guard down.

So evil. Putrid. Nasty. Loud. Mean. Ugly.