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oliver: :( you make me feel how this frowny face looks

oliver: DON'T CALL HER A BITCH

oliver: dkfkkfk court we've been over this

oliver: you can't threaten them because you're scary

oliver: mia lancaster?

courtney: :O i dO NOT

courtney: every girl is a bitch.

courtney: i do not recall

courtney: i am not scary!

courtney: oh

oliver: :o exCEPT YOU JUST DID

oliver: i don't know court, she's just different

oliver: you're scary, even i'm scared of you

oliver: oh?

oliver: hey?

oliver: are you alright ??

mia: i feel graet!

mia: hoiwe are you cutie???

oliver: that's good !!

oliver: no you don't

oliver: and you know me mia, i would never lie to you

oliver: i just wish you'd see what i do :/

mia: im sorry

mia: [sent 2 hours later] heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

oliver: hey?

oliver: I WILL FROWNY FACE YOU ALL THAT I WANT :(

oliver: dfkskkd it's supposed to be horrible because that's what i am 😎

oliver: please don't threaten this new one too

oliver: it's on mia

courtney: STOP IT!

courtney: i love you but you're not cool take that emoji away

courtney: IT WON'T BE BAD JUST A SUBTLE LITTLE "don't hurt him bitch"

courtney: mia?

oliver: :( you make me feel how this frowny face looks

oliver: DON'T CALL HER A BITCH

oliver: dkfkkfk court we've been over this

oliver: you can't threaten them because you're scary

oliver: :(

oliver: i'll continue to be your annoying toothache that doesn't go away, anything for you court

oliver: ur secret's safe with me

oliver: also not important but i think i have a crush

courtney: DON'T FROWNY FACE ME OLIVER

courtney: that sounds horrible except for the fact its coming from you

courtney: thank you squirt

courtney: OOOH ON WHO? DO I HAVE TO THREATEN THEM YET?

oliver: I WILL FROWNY FACE YOU ALL THAT I WANT :(

oliver: dfkskkd it's supposed to be horrible because that's what i am 😎

oliver: please don't threaten this new one too

oliver: but you said that's why you love me :(

oliver: because i'm always sugared up, or was it because i'm always soft idk

oliver: i love you more! imma still be a pegasus though

courtney: and i love disney movies!! i'm also just relaying facts i love you giving me a toothache

courtney: but you don't tell people i said that

courtney: ughhhh don't be a horse they're ugly

oliver: :(

oliver: i'll continue to be your annoying toothache that doesn't go away, anything for you court

oliver: ur secret's safe with me

oliver: woah woah, that's not how the five muses explained it in the disney movie

oliver: :(

oliver: you just stomped on my dreams, if only i was a horse so i could've stomped back

courtney: because it's disney honey of course they sugared it up

courtney: i'm sorry i love you

courtney: be a unicorn

oliver: but you said that's why you love me :(

oliver: because i'm always sugared up, or was it because i'm always soft idk

oliver: :o

oliver: have you ever even watched the classic disney animated feature hercules?

oliver: they can fucking fly, ofc i wanna be a pegasus

courtney: hercules is an overrated ancient greek god who is the bastard child of a cheating man named Zeus he sucks

courtney: we have plans to fly in you don't need to be a winged horse oliver c'mon you're better than that

oliver: woah woah, that's not how the five muses explained it in the disney movie

oliver: :(

oliver: maybe you're just looking for the wrong guys

oliver: you are, and you don't deserve it

oliver: it's like you're afraid of being happy

mia: maybe

mia: idk i feel like i do

mia: hahahhaa yeah probably, makes a lot of sense

oliver: no you don't

oliver: and you know me mia, i would never lie to you

oliver: :o

oliver: i'll just tweet at you then

oliver: i'm obnoxious but persistent

elvie: yeah but are you more obnoxious than me?

elvie: me, elvin t. croft, King of Halloween and Being Obnoxious™?

oliver: i don't think anyone could be as obnoxious as you

oliver: and i mean that in the best way possible

oliver: have you memorized your lines yet?

oliver: because i certainly have not

oliver: how do you even deal with being my co-star

aubs: uhhh.. maybe - maybe not

aubs: not yet but i swear i'm going to

aubs: because you deal with me too! and i love you i'm so excited for next week

oliver: i'm gonna take this as a no

oliver: and use it as an excuse to run my lines with you next time we see each other

oliver: i find you calling me a unicorn extremely offensive

oliver: i wanted to be a Pegasus

courtney: a pegasus?

courtney: why do you wanna be a horse?

oliver: :o

oliver: have you ever even watched the classic disney animated feature hercules?

oliver: have you memorized your lines yet?

oliver: because i certainly have not

oliver: i find you calling me a unicorn extremely offensive

oliver: you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands

oliver: for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead

elvie: this is zombie erasure

elvie: blocked

oliver: :o

oliver: i'll just tweet at you then