Hello.

Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ because sounds like you need him?

Is Jesus Christ a top?

You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before

Tbh

TALK THAT SHIT

📢📢📢👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

I feel this every day fucking with my parents

YESSSSS

I have a college degree and 10 yrs experience in my field, but there are NO jobs and the pay is equivalent to working retail. I’m in my fucking thirties and I’m still not financially stable and get shit on for not wanting to have children. How am I supposed to raise a child if I can’t make enough to take care of myself?!

lmao she clearly isnt pushing hard enough

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

I AM FLATLINING

Fuck

Her foundation is wrong and she needs a good undereye concealer.

me, lying to myself: i’m never drinking again

I love silent films

I’m gonna die

Oscar-worthy

Chewbacca has been around since Anakin turned to the Dark Side. Chewbacca has literally witnessed the whole Skywalker family fucking up the galaxy. When Ben was born, Chewbacca was probably just like :-)) can’t wait to see how this one fucks up

No wonder he’s always screaming