Simon Hale

"So many little creeps around this place and I swear next time I see one more pair of unwanted eyes examining my assets I’ll ucciderli con le mie mani nude—— Oh, sorry. Didn’t see you there. Ignore the part about uccidere con le mie mani nude. Would never think to do such a horrid thing.”

[makes a face] I'd probably deserve that actually....

[chuckles] I only came back to help you home....don't you want to go to bed Sweetheart?

"Oh, haha. very funny."

Come on, do you want some burgers?

Nah, ‘Kirsten’ and ‘early’ are two things that are hardly ever in the same sentence. I’d probably die of shock.

[He smirks and check her out] Well then I must be late. thanks for making me feel like shit for that. You look beautiful by the way.

"Must have. I would think it to be impossible otherwise."

[smiles] You know that's impossible right, I'm just bull shitting you.

Because karma is out to get me, Space Cadet.

Right, well you're fucked then. Karma holds a grudge.

Hey, you actually showed up this time. I was half expecting you to stand me up again. So, are you happy to be back in Rome or has it worn you out yet?

[chuckles and rubs the back of his neck as he sits down with her] Ever think maybe you're just early? I haven't found a single thing here that wears me out yet.

[shakes out his head] Why not blame to step. I mean it definitely shouldn't have been there right Jules. [doesn't help her up though]

"That’s gross. How in the world?"

Am I going to finish this. Simple, I have four stomaches like a cow or something.

[he smiles] I'm allowed to be a brat sometimes because I'm still only 19.

You’re going to eat all that ? Mio Dio.

I'm hungry, I can always save for later. I won't but I could.

[Sighs] Food is fine. But, you’re eating for an entire family. How many burgers do you have? 12? 

[chuckles] Thirteen. [he says just to be one more then her, but really there's only like eight which is still a lot]

[sighs moving up to the bars] Let me out for some air?

[Laughs] My trainer would kill me. Plus, I have enough trouble doing laps, I really don’t need to be dragging another ten pounds with me. 

[rolls his eyes] Women and their weight..... It's just food.

Twenty-five thousand Euros.. And this is what you spend them on?

[gives a bit of a nervous laugh] Ha I haven't touched that money yet. [shows that he doesn't even carry a wallet] I uh, didn't need to pay for this?

Or you’re assuming things again, what did they tell you about assuming things, Simon?

[smiles and moves closer whispering lowly] A word of advice. Make sure you join a male and female nudist colony, or mostly female.... [makes a face] You don't want to know....

You’re young. I’m afraid that would go straight to my ass. 

[smiles rolling his eyes] And what's wrong with that?