Simming With Simplicity

Autumn: Hi there, I’m so sorry about my husband! He can be a little crazy sometimes

Jordan: Oh that’s alright, he’s just showing how much he cares

Autumn: You can say that again! Anywho, I’m Autumn

Jordan: It’s a pleasure to meet you, I’m Jordan. Wow, Mrs. Wyatt... I can tell where Anne gets her good looks from!

Autumn: Oh, thank you. Would you like to stay for dinner?

Irving: Hello there, I’m Irving. You must be Jordan!

Jordan: I sure am

Irving: I’ve heard a lot about you... Anne really likes you

Jordan: I sure hope so, I like her so much

Irving: Now I just want you to know that my daughters are my favorite people in the world and I would do anything for them, that includes killing petty boys who hurt their feelings. Got it?

Jordan: Uh... yes sir. If I may say, sir, I would never purposefully hurt Anne or anyone else, even animals. I’m a vegan

Irving: Ah, okay, so you understand how precious life is and how awful it is when beings are mistreated

Jordan: Yes sir.

Irving: Alright then I think we’ll get along just fine. I know you haven’t asked for it but you have my permission to date Anne

Anne: Happy Leisure Day!

Aubrey: How has your new life been?

Irving: Well... I have three amazing daughters. Anne is 17, Alicia is 14, and Aaliyah is 11. I just got a promotion too!

Aubrey: I heard about that, congrats!

Irving: Thank you... tell me about your life. What’s been happening lately?

Aubrey: I got married about 3 years ago to Milton Hudson-

Irving: Wait, that’s Marina’s brother. Isn’t that against the law?

Aubrey: He’s Marina’s half-brother. There’s no blood between us. Anyways, I recently had a baby, his name is Derick and I’m pregnant right now!

Irving: Wow... my little girl has babies of her own!

Aubrey: Yeah well Marina has 2 kids

Irving: What? I have 3 grandkids?! That’s so weird...

Aubrey: You’re pretty old, dad

Irving: I know, I know

Irving: Aubrey...?

Aubrey: Dad, is that really you?

Irving: it sure is

Aubrey: What are you doing here? I haven’t seen you in years...

Irving: I just want to apologize for everything... I shouldn’t have kicked you, Adam, and Allison out of my life.

Aubrey: Wow I mean... I’m ready to forgive you but I don’t think Adam is. He blames mom and Allison’s death on you...Mom went a little crazy after you got remarried.

Irving: What happened to them?

Aubrey: Mom was speeding down the interstate and just didn’t slow down. Allison died when my mom crashed into the median but mom died in the ICU.

Anne: Jordan, it’s so good to see you! How long has it been?

Jordan: Way too long. What are you up to lately?

Anne: Oh you know, just helping around the house...

Jordan: You don’t have a boyfriend do you?

Anne: No, not at the moment... do you have a girlfriend?

Anne: Rise and shine, Aaliyah!

Aaliyah: mommy!

Anne: No sweety, I’m your sister Anne

Aaliyah: Annie?

Anne: So... If 2+3 comes before 8*6, I do the 2+3 first?

Irving: yeah, and remember to always use PEMDAS

Anne: Okay, I think I finally get it! Thanks dad