Billy Russo’s Defense Lawyer

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

my knight dismissed me as his squire for shrieking “DIVA DOWN!” when he was unhorsed on the battlefield

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

You know that whatever character did those problematic things isn't like. Real, right?

You are aware that a fictional character is just a rhetorical construct designed to fulfill a narrative/thematic purpose right? That their actions are written by an author who wants to use them to explore complex ideas and moral gray areas within the safe confines of fiction right? That they aren't a real person who has killed real people right?

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

i have to what

our age of dragon is collapsing