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I admire people who do exercise with no music like you are putting your body in pain while being alone with your thoughts… that´s double torture

Hows everyones homunculi coming along

Hell im just nutting in chicken eggs for fun

This is a discussion for serious homunculus alchemists. If all you have to bring to the table is cumming in eggs like it’s a joke your can go fuck yourself

also like 10-15 years from now I hope someone makes one of those inspirational sports movies except it’s a 50 year old woman who wants to play competitive online games and everyone tells her she can’t because she’s too old, her reflexes are too slow, etc, and she gets this grizzled trainer except they’re a 19 year old kid who had a promising career until carpal tunnel syndrome ruined their chances of becoming the world champion so they train her and she fuckin wins, the end. movie of the year.

The Grandma(ster)

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Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

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I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.