tfw mango soda

the thing about "birds are dinosaurs" is it forces people to confront the idea of dinosaurs as like a part of natural history, a biological animal clade that really for real lived and breathed and were sometimes strange and sometimes small and sometimes peaceful and sometimes ugly, and not as Cool Monsters or a metaphor for Progress. and people don't like that. they say no, actually, when i use dinosaur i mean "weird stupid extinct giant lizard lizard monster" and birds aren't part of that category. and i say. you shouldnt use dinosaurs that way. go suck a baculum.

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

There's this perception, I've noticed, that if you're going to have a cultural conception of something like "mental health" in your fictional setting it has to be like Ideal, it needs to be the ideal version of mental health awareness/conception/care or it needs to not exist at all even a little. Does that make sense.

Similarly there's also this idea that either a character knows what therapy is, has had some, and has had an overwhelmingly positive experience and result from it, or they have literally no concept of therapy at all, like Harry Du Bois not knowing that he's a cop style. Total blank. Very odd.

The options are not "this story takes place in the Instagram infographic universe" or "you get nothing. Everyone has a caveman's understanding of what depression is." is all I'm saying. Make a setting with a concept of mental health that sucks. Send the character to therapy that doesn't work. Officially diagnose them with something that sucks and is absolutely going to be taken out of the in-universe dsm in a couple of editions. Try something difference.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

Saw a pigeon doing his adorable little mating dance to another pigeon at the train station late at night and the other pigeon just kinda flew away so I was like "aw sorry dude that would have totally worked on me" and he flew over the tracks and landed right in front of me?? I could see the roses framing the scene like I was in a shoujo manga

please tell me a gaggle of monsterfucker muppets heckled op in the street by singing "there goes mr asshole there goes mr bitch"

[Image ID: Multiple choice question reading: Linda, a woman, is not sexually attracted to men or women. His sexual orientation is. Options choices are: homosexual, bisexual, heterosexual, androsexual, asexual /End ID]

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