fuge state dragon age infodumper

always some new bullshit in the ocean

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

update:

hey. Wanna hear something funny

Sam standee in the blue prince manor?

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Inspired by this post and fueled by a combination of sleep deprivation and autism, I have conjured up this:

Heritage Post

You are now this random animal, you can't go back!

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

I'm gonna go ahead and add - the reaction image is barely even a joke. This is the original illustration of her at the Mad Hatter's tea party.

me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly