Marlowe's Mum

She’s been cooking? Well, what do you know? One can never start enjoying good food too early, and if you have to make it yourself, then why not? Please tell her we accept the invitation, and will be there with bells on. If it’s so, we’ll endure and still compliment her, it’s the thought that counts. 

I couldn’t think of a better way to celebrate belatedly, actually.

She does not have to make good food herself, my cooking skills have certainly improved since the days when my oven was a shoe closet...! But yes, she cooks now and its..a treat of a different kind. I am so glad you two will accept and share our pain, pleasure I mean. We can order Pizza once she goes to bed, I promise 

Hold on, when did this happen? Obviously before you met me, because I’d be there holding the scissors. 

No, you already knew me..it was a few years ago when i was filming Burnt. Have I never told you this story? 

Why would you pay her? I’m sure she’ll do it for free. Only to ask for a hefty sum, if she’s asked to train them. It isn’t the worst film for girls to watch, to be fair. Quite a fun film.

Yes I dont think she’s keen on watching the movie with us, because I am convinced she needs to see it again as well - I am hoping to pay her in wine though 

I’m going to let you take it and slowly plan my revenge. Just what was I thinking with my hair in that film? Why did they let me do that? It was just horrible. 

Fine, I can take it. Come on, I drunkenly cut my hair in the middle of the night for a movie before, your hair looked brilliant in comparison. 

I’m not sure if Keira is going to forgive me for pointing it out either… Oh dear, I better run and hide while I can. The parent that the teachers will actually like, you aren’t wrong there. I was the golden boy in school, I don’t ever remember getting into trouble? 

Probably not but I will make sure to point out you were the one who noticed it. Oh I am absolutely right, I am convinced teachers can sense who used to be a bad student..and I wasnt bad, just not..perfect? Of course you never got into trouble, I am not even surprised. Were you not bored? 

That would be pot luck! I’m still working on what my demands are going to be. Do I have to be sitting there? Can’t you do it without making me suffer?

Fine, throw your demands at me, but I am determined. Absolutely not, no. You have to be there and suffer, otherwise it’d be boring 

Rosé? I’m in. I’ll bring my most French flair, and some take away? What do you fancy?

I never say no to pizza, but I could also do with something asian? Just to be a bit contrary and not choose wine according to the food, otherwise this will get way too posh

Is she? Well, football is a great way to stay active, and it’s a fun pasttime. I can see why she’d enjoy it.

I am going to pay Keira to let the girls watch bend i like Beckham...just for my personal enjoyment