edward

not like I tag for anything so nobody will ever see this haha

Video game idea. You are a orphan child who has to try and kill off the other orphans to finally escape and find your parents. but then you find out your parents died and feel really guilty for doing that.

I want to wrestle a person into a grave then burry them alive and hear there suffering till they fucking die.

I think that Russia is going thru a mid life crisis.

I pull the pepperoni/toppings off me pizza before scraping off the cheese with my teeth then i lick off the sauce. After that I eat the bread. My family says its weird idk why.

lmao i laugh and cry the same.

I have and will destroy Australia again.

Lmao imagine if furrys just stopped say owo and just made there fursuits but instead of a face its a furry cylinder with holes in it saying 'OwO' or 'UwU'

Dicks but there fluffy af.

I just love how people on tumblr see a joke and get pissed. dude its tumblr everyone is either retarded or from Florida

Worms but with wings

A entire room of fifth graders singing old town road is the best version of old town road

My mood is Micheal Scott My personality is Meredith My sexuality is Oscar My confidence is Toby.

Sometimes I like going on chatroom sights and convincibg people in a slave and or I was kidnapped.

To avoid offending anyone I will call everyone 'Bitch'

TBH if the downfall of Tumblr ever happens I'll bet within a few minutes a copy of the website will be up and running like Pokemon Brick Bronze on Roblox.

Ok ok hear me about. America is a chicken. Like just get rid of Hawaii and Alaska. Maine is the head thingy Texas and Florida are legs Vermont is an eye (Optional) Massachusettes Connecticut and Rhode island is the beak. The rest are feathers. Ok?