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trying to apply for jobs and all these say the minimum qualification is “effective communication skills”. I am NOT getting in

why do neurotypicals always say “think before you speak” when they only speak on reflex

can we start calling ourselves willem hall or something because I’m tired of having to say “I’m in the will wood lemon demon tally hall fandom” every time I want to tell someone my subculture. or is there a secret hidden name we already have

my sister pointed out the good omens ending is basically the ending to star vs the forces of evil

I think it should have ended with Crowley and Aziraphale rewriting the book of life, and while they do this there’s a montage of the Earth coming back whatever. Cut to the coffee shop, Nina and Maggie being all lovey dovey, Crowley and Aziraphale leave the shop. Maybe when they’re outside Crowley keeps a guy from tripping or something to show their attitude to the Earth. They’re not actually Gods but they love humanity and they like to help out here and there. They get into the bentley, which has very (very) subtle yellow highlights, and drive to a cottage in the English countryside. Crowley kisses Aziraphale and pushes him onto the couch and the movie does that thing movies do where the camera zooms out until it shows the whole planet. A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square plays. fuck god fuck satan I think they ruined what was left of the movie

I think we need to stop framing being transgender as “wanting to be another gender” and moreso as “wanting to not kill yourself”

I have ADHD and it takes me about six months to read a 200 page book and about a week to read a two page document and never once have I felt the urge to ask chatgpt to summarize a text