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LMAO, more like:

So I asked one of our talented lovelies if they would make a gif of that line for me. They said ‘yes’ but were worried about the backlash from THEM. 

Not even an issue. I told them that I would post it and if THEY had a problem with it, then let THEM take it up with me. 😈😈😈

So without further ado, may I present the newest gif in my collection:

The main difference is that the ANGELS WOULD BE GONE FROM THE SHOW. There would have been NO love interest, because the show isn’t about ROMANTIC love. Jessica, Lisa, all of the random women that were in Sam and Dean’s arms are all GONE.

There would have been no ‘Castiel storylines’ because she should have suited her purpose and then the angels would have been written off the show., The ONLY reason they are still here in season 13 is because of HIM and especially THEM.

No mishy, no minions, NO FUCKING ANGELS.

Now Claire I hate because the actress playing her can’t act for shit and she is useless and always needs saved but acts like she knows everything?! She made SAM stay behind and then listened to music when she knew there was a werewolf running around and got her dumb ass bitten.

The Winchesters are hunters. The sheriffs are hunters. The teenagers are hunters now too. EVERYBODY is a hunter because ANYBODY can do it!!

Wow, somebody has serious issues.

Dean is so engrossed in his grief that in this moment he seems to remember Sam as an afterthought, like “ah yes I still have one thing to hang on to, my brother”. I think it’s the first time in the whole show that Dean seems to forget his protector role towards Sam… and Cas’ death did that. In this moment, Dean’s last tiny sliver of hope (that maybe Jack can bring Cas back) has been shattered by Miriam, and he has to shake himself out of the literal punch in the face it’s been to remember Sam is still there to save…

*wails* MY POOR BABY

You would have been better off NOT putting the episode tag on this foolishness.

their friendship doesn’t even make any sense & seems largely based on them ‘sharing a foxhole’ and being battle buddies rather than any genuine fondness for one another as individuals

Dean isn’t even nice to Cas most of the time

Dean was prepared to kill Cas in Season 7, not exactly a great love story

Dean doesn’t care about Cas very much at all as an individual and mainly uses him as a tool in his arsenal for hunting monsters

I don’t believe Dean could ever be in love with a supernatural being, particularly one who possessed a man by using his religiosity against him and manipulating him, it seems very OOC

I don’t believe Cas loves Dean in a romantic way, but in the sense that he’s the Winchesters’ guardian angel and they have a “profound bond”

the ”profound bond” is not even about how they feel about one another but is based on the fact that Cas was sent on a divine mission from God to save Dean from Hell to stop him from breaking the First Seal

the “profound bond” is not a choice made of their own free will but was a result of Cas following God’s orders without question, the meaning “profound bond” is contrary to Dean and Cas’ own character development, meaning it’s a dumb thing to uphold as a symbol of their characters whether romantically or otherwise…

the shippers are extremely annoying

the shippers behave exactly like a cult

the worst shippers are entitled brats who repeatedly act as though they speak for the entire fandom

the shippers are super shitty toward female characters who get in the way of their ship

the shippers spam their ship in every tag related to the show and get very mad when you give them a taste of their own medicine by tagging anti-destiel posts in any main tags

the shippers are too embarrassed to admit they just want Jensen/Misha steamy scenes because they find it sexy, so they try to make conflate their ship with LGBT rights

in doing so, they are hijacking a legitimate cause (more LGBT representation on TV) and making it look like those who ask for more rep are nothing but horny fangirls campaigning for hot white guys to make out on TV, which makes those who legitimately want LGBT representation (and not just the kind that validates sex fantasies) less likely to be taken seriously

the shippers say they just want LGBT representation but then they harass LGBT people who say they don’t ship it or don’t want Destiel or bisexual!Dean as representation because it’s a shitty relationship and Dean is not good rep

the shippers harass cast and crew on social media for any perceived slight or threat to their ship

the shippers ask bullshit leading questions at conventions making the actors uncomfortable and forcing them to try and be diplomatic and give awkward answers

the shippers of this particular ship can’t manage to enjoy their fanfic and fan art and fantasies like every other ship manages to do, they have to seek out official validation constantly from the actors, writers and crew for some reason

the extreme shippers are the loudest and make the entire fandom look bad to everyone else on the internet, to the point where I’m embarrassed to even say I like Castiel because I might get mistaken for one of these nutjobs

the shippers misinterpret literally the entire show and twist everything that happens into a cheesy, cringe-inducing gay soap opera so asinine nobody in their right mind would ever want to watch it if it were real

Jensen is tired of their questions about biDean and destiehell, and their shoutouts of “Castiel”.

The only ones impressed with their grand numbers are themselves. The mindless sheep that think that destiehell is canon because TUMBLR said it and then watch the show and either get extremely disappointed or realize they have been tricked but STILL ‘see’ it every where.

Destiehell is ONLY mainstream in some circles of tumblr and twitter, but out in the real world of fandom, it doesn’t exist. So says Jensen Ackles:

Incest is bad blah, blah, blah.

You should all die, waaa, waaaaa, waaaaa

You want a little cheese with your whine?

I don’t think the confession was about SEXUAL wincest since most of us (meaning WINCEST shippers, not idiots like yourself) understand the concept  between fanon and canon.    

Right, maybe YOU belong in a mental hospital if you think that fanon ships are ‘life’.

We don’t suggest anything, it is right there in the show:

it's like watching Buffy the vampire slayer for Dawn =( 

Now I don’t like Dean x Jo but I see why people do. I just don’t think Dean was in love with her. He did “love”/Care about her but not in a romantic way. In S4 in the ep it’s a terrible life Ellen is his mum and Jo is his sister. Again that shows he see’s her as a kid sister more then anything. Yes he finds her hot because in S2 Dean even says normally he would be hitting on her and  in S5 he wanted to sleep with her but head over heels in love? No way.

Dean wasn’t ‘head over heels’ in love with Jo.

I agree, not many NON shippers think Sam IS a shipper.

Oh and it is CANON that Castiel ships wincest:

AND he knows he is the third wheel: