Literally just romanticize your own life. What’s stopping you. Who will care. Commit to enjoying things. 

lonely hoe

life update: never trust boys!! they will flirt w u and ask for ur number and then come over and tell u how they have a girlfriend and that they’re never faithful in relationships and u just have to sit there and be uncomfortable bc u don’t know how to not be nice and empathetic to people

this literally just happened to me and all i can think about is ‘i wonder what his star sign is’

Hey. Reach out your hand I got something for ya.

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!

is this like satire or did you guys actually live this

being a woman is just constantly hating your immediate present self and then looking back and hating your past self for not appreciating your beauty and opportunities at that time and it just goes on like. forever