Stuck in her daydream

          “Douchebag?— That’s a new one. I typically just get called pretentious or an asshole. Both of which require effort that I’m not willing to put forth. It’s much easier to not give a shit about anyone or anything than to attempt to please others. I only tolerate those who aren’t completely incompetent. That’s about as nice as I get,”

            "Because that's so extremely nice; I bet you have a lot of friends. But that list of people probably isn't all that big. You don't have to please other, just get the stick out of your ass and be nicer. I'm pretty sure it takes more effort to be a dick than it does to be nice and not dickish?"

          “And now you’re back to being completely defensive and ignorant. Just when I thought you might not actually be as dumb as you look. What a shame, oh well.. Well excuse me for not shitting rainbows in your presence. I’m not here to be a people pleaser and kiss everyone’s ass,”

            "And just when I thought you might not be a douchebag. You don't have to shit rainbows, only piss them; because that would be a lot easier. But you could be nicer, that would save you a world full of bullshit and negativity."

          “That’s where you’re wrong. I’m benefiting by getting pure entertainment out of you embarrassing yourself with your so-called logic. Now who’s the one making assumptions — If you must know, sex is the least of my problems. I don’t even consider it a problem since it’s not a challenge to get someone in bed. Sex doesn’t make you happy, it just releases adrenaline which gives off a euphoric feeling. There’s a reason why sex addiction is an actual thing,”

           "I'm not embarrassed though.. I'm far from it. --I really didn't need to know, but thank you ever so much for sharing. I don't think you telling me things I don't care about will make you seem any smarter than you seem to think you are.. It's probably a huge ass challenge for you, because you are kind of off putting, and a major downer."

          “Are you incapable of forming coherent sentences now? Well if there’s no point in talking to me, then why are you still here? Clearly, you’re not benefiting from this conversation yet you’re still choosing to continue it. No, you’re being very defensive at the moment. I’m just pointing out the obvious and you keep trying to defend yourself,”

           "You've had numerous chances to end this conversation as well, and you haven't. You're not benefiting from it either, so. --No, I'm not. You're just grumpy and bitter and apparently need to have sex more because that always makes people happy."

          “Either way, bugs are still bugs and animals with bugs crawling on them are considered filthy. End of story. So you are infested with fleas then. Got it. —  I meant that you’re just a little feisty and defensive which leads you to talk a lot of shit. It wasn’t meant as an insult or a compliment. Just an observation, really,”

          "I didn't even-- there is literally no point in arguing with your or even talking to you because everything that is said to you literally just goes through on ear and right out the other. This isn't even me being defensive, this is you being an ass and making assumptions, again."

          “If an animal has fleas, it’s automatically considered dirty since fleas are bugs. It’s not that hard to understand. You sound like you’re speaking from experience. You’ve got quite a mouth on you. — More or less,”

       "It's not the animals fault, bugs decided to start feasting on its blood. --I'm speaking from knowledge, which you clearly seem to be lacking. I-I don't know if that was suppose to be a compliment or not, but I'm going to go with the or not, because you've done nothing but insult me, so."

          “You might want to rethink how you deliver your sarcasm then. I’m pretty sure anything with fleas is considered filthy. I don’t have a stick up my ass, I just don’t have time for people that lack common sense. So now I’m dollface instead of dickhole? — Are you always this fucking annoying?”

           "Fleas don't make you filthy though. --They just irritate the fuck out of everything, so. And I don't have time for people with shit up their ass. Are you always this big of an asshole?"

           ”How is it not considered false information if you’re all of a sudden claiming that you weren’t even being serious in the first place? You’re responsible for how people take any shit that comes out of your own mouth. I beg to differ. —— Dickhole. Cute. You’ve got it twisted. Unlike you, I actually think before I speak,”

           "I wasn't being serious.. But that doesn't mean that I'm not some sort of clean animal. --Well if people didn't take it so negatively and didn't have a stick up their ass, they're wouldn't be a problem. It doesn't seem like it, dollface."

          “Maybe if you didn’t go around giving false information, people wouldn’t assume that you’re a filthy animal. It’s not that hard of a concept to grasp,”

          ;; -- "It's not even that it's false information and just because an animal has fleas doesn't mean it's filthy. --You're just a dickhole who'd rather insult someone then think before he speaks."

         ”Considering the fact that you just claimed that you might have fleas, I really wouldn’t put it past you if you happen to be some sort of animal,”

        ;; --  "I wasn't serious. --But still, you have absolutely no right to just assume things."