Welcome To Shrimp Town!!

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

you know how they sent victorian people to the beach for their health. you need to sit outside for your health now. okay?

i think everyone needs to see this

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

Actually I do not feel snug as a bug in a rug I feel uptight as a mite in a fight