So Short, It's Scary

Rating: 2/5

Reviewer 1

This was Reviewer 2′s choice. Mumblecore and found footage’s unholy union. I might dislike this movie less later.

Reviewer 2

I never wanted to see Mark Duplass less.

A love story gone awry, good luck wolfing it down with the rest of the terrible plot.

Summary: Stupid jumpscares followed by Mark Duplass’s face.

Rating: 5/5

Reviewer 1

Always nice when the protagonist isn’t an idiot. The fact that she’s deaf is also a really interesting aspect, while a few tropes are turned on their head during the movie.

There were a few WHY ARE YOU GOING OUT THERE moments, but one of those moments was used for a nice twist.

Reviewer 2

Amid an unmasked killer, a deaf but highly perceptive victim must outwit a a pompous killer.

Hush will have you rooting for the protagonist, who is actually very smart, and wanting to stab the killer in the eyes with his stupid arrows.

Summary: John Gallagher Jr.

Rating: 2/5

Reviewer 1

Extremely homophobic, xenophobic, and sexist. I can’t believe I waited this long (age: 25) to see it, if just so I could know what I wasn’t missing.

Reviewer 2

With many European breasts present, the plot of Hostel will leave you sucking at the teat of macabre horror.

Have you ever wondered what a tattoo of a hound looks like? Look no further. It's horrible, just like the first half of this movie.

Classic early 2000s horror, with a healthy mix of nudity, male chauvinism and the rise of the minority.