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What the fuck!!!!!

"US Doctors have sensationally revealed that Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS) has no grounding in reality, and is unbelievably a fictional condition created by a young Canadian boy looking for a laugh. 

Worldwide outrage has spread since the revelation with twitter account holders across the globe branding the hoax as cruel, barbaric, and sickening, and searching for a refund on their ice.

Scott Simpson a thirteen year old school student from Canada came up with the idea after a bad day at school when class bullies put ice cubes down his undergarments. He fed the fake facts into Wikipedia, and cunningly drip fed Machiavellian fear nuggets into the mouths of the poor unsuspecting general public. 

The disbelief and moral rape being felt across the world this morning, hasn’t been felt on this scale since Kony 2012 turned out not to be a thing. 

We are celebrating our first birthday and taking a small offline holiday in August – we’ll be back with exciting developments in September. Whilst we are away our spoken word recommendations are…

• Black T-shirt Collection

• CATHY GALVIN'S TIP: Stucto Launch Party

• The Lonely Arts Club

He could go on like this forever. Nothing gold can stay - he remembered that from a poem he’d read back in high school