Richtofen’s Fat Dich

ahhhh yes the golden age. i love u

Primis Boys:

Richtofen: Bill Nein

Dempsey: Gimme my hat back Jordan

Nikolai: No. No. No. Turn that off.

Takeo: Don't fuck with me.

Ultimis Lads:

Richtofen: A potato flew around my room

Dempsey: Oovoo javer

Nikolai: Two shots of vodka

only the thiccest of them all 

You guys know this fandom is for a video game right? It’s not real life.

The people sending hate and/or throwing shade about who should/shouldn’t like a character or ship or even self-ship is ridiculous. It’s like toddlers demanding that their way of playing with the dollies is the only way.

Oooooooooooooooooo

Sophia and Maxis - I’m v v interested in their backstory together like we’re they science buddies and bang! romance???

Kid Eddy and Kid Samantha - bc I think it’s cute tbh

If someone told me this was canon I think I’d acc believe it lmao

Can you imagine if their kids ended up being good at the things they’re bad at? Hahahaahahh these prideful dudes would collapse

Richtofen’s kid (RK): *is bad at science*

Richtofen: here let me teach you! :D

RK: I hate science dad :/

Richtofen: ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️) wot

RK: can we go play football?

Meanwhile...

Dempsey’s kid (DK): *is not good at sports*

Dempsey: Look kid you just gotta-

DK: I don’t like sports :/

Dempsey: (⊙.⊙(◉̃_᷅◉᷅)⊙.⊙)

DK: I wanna learn about pathology

Later...

DK: “Hey Uncle Edward! Dad said you could tell me about pathology?”

Richtofen: (≖͠ ͜ʖ≖)👌

RK: “Uncle Tank! Wanna play ball?”

Dempsey: (≖͠ ͜ʖ≖)👌

*Dempsey and Richtofen look at each other*

Both: let’s trade kids