Yahtzee Out Of Context

There is no middle finger big enough!

Zelda? More like Smellda.... Fart.... I Smellda fart..

Did her hooters dispense soft serve ice cream?

Gonna have to play the new Thief with a lobster on each bollock

Shut up or fuck off, ideally both in either order

But then, most people don't understand why I like putting lettuce around my cock and hiding it in other peoples salad.

Maybe all gaming is pointless, just toying with the gravel on the big road of life. But hey, at leader there’s violence and tits!

The console wars are all ultimately futile because the best game ever, Fantasy World Dizzy for the Commodore 64 has already been made.

There was a sudden snap, and a massive burst of sweet-smelling flame roared briefly into life like Satan's first morning fart

I thought it was very odd for the game to end with Gwen Stacy fisting Peter Parker with a handful of baby grasshoppers.

Now Timmy, we can only get you an xbox with 5 games for Christmas this year because you did blow torch your initials into your sister..

Crabs were giving me a lot of trouble.

Pirate themed Ugandan child slavery

I refuse to use the word "Blog" because it sounds like something that lives on the riverbed and communicates through farts.

So its back into the winklepickers of Ezio Audacity the Refrigerator.

FAFF AND THE WORLD FAFFS WITH YOU!