Tachiojo

Wow, reminder that Scout n Sniper play poker together

Scout and sniper, Heavy and Medic, Soldier and Demo. These three are totally in bromances.

Yes mom, he´s around 50, and fictional, but he´s hot.

Yes mom, he’s like 10 years younger than me, and a jerk, but…

Yes, mom, he’s over a foot taller than me, has hands bigger than my torso, and owns a bed for his gun, but…

Yes mom, he’s twice my age and looks like a fetish model or a dapper bank robber, but…

Yes mum, he lives in a van and throws his own piss, but …

Yes mom, they never take off their gas mask and set things on fire but uh…

Yes mom, he’s an alcoholic cyclops who smells like potassium chlorate and blows stuff up for a living, but…

Yes mom, he’s highly unstable and obsessed with the military but…

Yes mom, he’s short hard hat who’s a texan who builds deadly machinery and do his work but…

Yes mom, she never gets a day off from her job where she gets paid to babysit 9 grown men and hide the bodies of the people they kill but…