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Madeline pt. 2

"We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all... we love dat ass."

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Kim Possible

"Doesn't matter when or where my dick always ends up in pussy........!" - Bf

"What's the itch?" - Me

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Madeline

"We love our bread, we love our butter, but most of all we love ____________'s butt."

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Alabaster Skin

"I have dark hair on alabaster skin."

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On Jennifer Lawrence

Me: Jennifer Lawrence got best actress Him: fuck that bitch Me: wait what? Him: yeah, she's not hot! Me: so she owes you something?

#shitmywhitebfsays #jennifer lawrence

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Corny Saying

Bf: "He's just such a fuddy duddy!"

#fuddy duddy #wtf #crazy #corny #whitepeople #shitmywhitebfsays

On the popular term 'Thirsty'

Me: "Lamborghini mercy/Your chick she so thirsty..."

Bf: "What do you mean thirsty? Do you mean "hydrate"? That's what the definition of thirsty is? Look it up in the fucking dictionary you fucking punk!"

*not directed at me, more at the term*

#thirsty #hydrate #truedefinitions #crazy #bf #shitmywhitebfsays #corny #gettingmad #english #euphonics

On Trojan Dildos

So my bf and I are watching late night television and one of those awkward Trojan dildo commercials come on. There's a black couple on there talking about how it spices up their love life.

Bf: "Hey we should get that, that black couple seems to like it!"

Me: "What does that have to do with me?"

Bf: "Oh I thought since... uh... umm... nevermind."

#dildo #trojan #bf #shitmywhitebfsays #whitebf #mixedchick #stereotypes

On Lance Armstrong

Me: "Did you hear about Lance Armstrong?" Bf: "Yeah! Didnt you know about that?!" Me: "No... I don't follow sports why would I know that?" Bf: "Well it was on Oprah I thought you would know through your black psychic connection!" Me: "-_-"

#oprah #black psychic #black connection #lance armstrong #shitmywhitebfsays #white bf #wow #funny #magical negro

On Chodes

Me: "did you just say you're gonna give me a Chode?" Bf: "no! You're only getting that nice white wholesome dick!"

#wholesome #dick #mexican #white people #white #wholesome dick #chode

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On Taylor Swift

Me: "I can't believe she has had so many bfs..." Bf: "She may not have much of a body, but she can sing to my dick." Me: "..."

On "Deshaun"

Me: "yeah my friend and Sean..." Bf: "who? Deshaun?" Me: *mad face* "no his name is not Deshaun..." Bf: "oh I'm sorry that's just a very African American name!" -_-

On Frederick Douglass

"Yeah I know who Frederick Douglass is, he freed himself with all the other Underground Railroad people, like Aertha Franklin..."

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