Shit my GF says when gaming

"Ander's resting face looks like he's super skeptic to everything I do, like he's just standing there and judging me. Nathaniels resting face looks more like a sad puppy's, "gimme a hug" it says."

"OH NOPE, NOPE, NOPE"

"Nope, I don't wanna"

"The darkspawn congaline of death"

"He sounds like a Russian"

"As do I with my pimped out walking stick"

"Pile of Filth, we meet again"

"That's the most athletic thief I've ever seen"

"Is the view really that more interesting than ME?"

"Damnit, why doesn't this empty back-alley not have anything of interest? I was expecting something of interest!"

"Dear Chantry members, I have come here today to announce that Mages are now the Supreme rulers of... Everything"

"Oh yay for using shit stereotypes where the men are these awesome killing machines but crap at simple household stuff and have the wife do it for them"

"Why would anyone fork a tree?"

"Call-o-doody"

"Are they... ashamed, don't want to be seen with me or something?"

"Ah yes, Count Chocula!"

M: What is it with you and imprisoning people?