WHAT AN ENTP WANTS TO SAY TO ALL OF THE TYPES.
ENTJ-Â You scare me. You are such and incredible leader, how do you do that?? But also I hate authority and feel a need to disagree with you at every turn because youâre so bossy. Youâre not as cool as you think you are, but youâre almost as cool as you think you are and thatâs pretty damn cool. Be my friend.
ENTP- Fuckinâ chill out you memelord. Youâre either coasting through life or putting WAY to much effort into shit. Youâre a bit of a narcissistic fuck but youâre still my favourite type (*coughs*). Youâre too excitable and too much of a dick and youâre personality doesnât make sense. Stop being mean to youâre friends. Learn to be more comfortable with emotions, itâll be important later on in life. Be the friend that can cheer others up with jokes when they donât really wanna talk about whatâs wrong.
INTJ- Youâre cool, you get shit done and youâre a bit of a supervillian. Whatâs not to love? Youâre a rare bird. There arenât many of you out there, but you are important. If you werenât here, who else would the ENFPâs annoy? Youâre a behind the scenes leader most of the time, pulling the strings from a safe (and smart distance) but you arenât afraid to get youâre hands dirty. Youâre good at shit.But donât forget, youâre not superhuman. Remember other people have these pesky things called emotions, be wary of them STILL i want you to be proud of youâre inherent assholeness.
INTP-Â Mad scientist. Iâm constantly searching for your approval because of my unresolved daddy issues and it freaks me out. Yes, you are a daddy. Some of you have your heads shoved up a little too far in youâre own arse. Just because youâre introverted and intuitive and darn cold, does not make you better than others honey. Basically, youâre a condescending shit. But hey I still put you on this weird pedestal, so weâre both guilty. Youâre the genius on tv shows that isnât diagnosed but falls on the aspergers spectrum somewhere.
ENFJ- Â Baby, I worship the ground you walk on. You are so cool, calm and controlled while still being awesome, enthusiastic and excitable. Donât be my friend, date me. But stop trying to fix everything. Think about yourself a lil okay buddy, and use logic sometimes too. Actually scratch all that, youâre perfect, I love you.
ENFP-Â You are a beautiful, annoying bastard. Youâre too nice and I donât feel comfortable making mean jokes at your expense (because youâd probably take it seriously and cry yourself to sleep), but you have effortless charm. Stop thinking about the individual and start thinking about the bigger picture, youâre not realistic. Be my friend, but not like close friend, y'know.
INFP-Â Hello, the human equivalent of tumblr. Fuck. People either love you or hate you. I donât know where I fall on that scale tbh. Sometimes youâre just a little too much honey, Iâm not sensitive enough for you. Other times you are too precious for this world and I just wanna wrap you up in a blanket and protect you. I am strangely attracted to you despite how awkward you probably think you are. You have a lot of knowledge in that head of yours. Be that person I have a weird co-dependant relationship with, that really isnât healthy but I canât exactly live without you and Iâm not sure why.
INFJ- Ah INFJ, I havenât met many of you but BOY, are the ones I know pretentious. Youâre one of the least common MBTI type, and you probably know and take pride in this. Youâre good at reading people, I know, but you can just talk to me instead of analyse from a distance bud. Youâre ultimately very cool and creative, a little bit of a know it all but itâs justified. Youâre a sweet bundle of joy and I love you. Be my best friend. Youâre good at being a friend. Really good.
ESFP- I like you a lot kid, you remind me of a younger me. We shouldnât get along but I love/envy you. Youâre caring and you have a great childlike spirit. Make some art and ramble to me some more. I seriously appreciate you so much. You bring me back down to  the ânowâ with youâre crazy impulsive attitude and caring demeanour. Just learn to listen to me a lil more when I tell you youâre thinking with youâre heart instead of youâre brain again. You do it a lot, buddy. Be my lover.
ESTP-Â Youâre cool man. Youâre Ferris Bueler. Youâre a salesman thatâs constantly selling me on your personality. Look we get it, youâre good with one liners and youâre athletic and everyone loves you, but also hey, think about others you little sociopathic flirt. Also, sometimes people really DO know more than you, I know! Crazy. Be my Idol.
ISFP-Â You probably reaallly like music. Chill out buddy, I donât know much about you but you seem stressed and too fierce for ur adorable demeanour. I know you are your own individual beautiful creative person, you donât need to tell me. People DO care about you, i know sometimes you doubt that, but you got this life in the bad. Youâll probably never grow out of your angsty teen years tbh but itâs okay, find yourself an ISFJ and youâll be okay.
ISTP-Â So youâre just as cool but less attainable, loner ESTP. Youâre in control of your own everything but also out of control and mildly self destructive? Be the mysterious kid I rarely talk to, but everytime I do I fall in love with you a little bit.
ESFJ-Â Hey there soldier. In the best case scenario, youâre cutie Monica Geller, thatâs a lil anal and mildly manipulative but really! very! sweet!. In the worst case scenario you are literally my worst nightmare. Your the squadâs glue tho. Sometimes you offer a cool third perspective, but you over simplify things and donât try to understand my crazy theories and thatâs annoying. Learn to get over yourself a lil, stop playing the victim buddy and compromise. Be my friend in a few years when you learn to self reflect better.
ESTJ-Â Youâre a manipulative bitch. Youâre so judgemental, youâre Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls. Youâre pretty cool. Even more of a rampant psycho than ENTJ. I donât like you all that much (and something tells me you donât really care) but I respect you a LOT. Stay a safe distance away from me and please donât judge me. Youâre too savage.
ISFJ-Â Hey my emo saviour. You understand everybody and nobody truly understands you. Youâre the reliable Colin Firth that the world of Bridget Jonesâs run to after their crazy escapades with Hugh Grant. Just remember to have standards baby, and donât accept everyone that runs into youâre arms. Youâre worth more than what most people are willing to give. Be my favourite sweet emotional little kid brother (even if you are female.)
ISTJ-Â You say 'interestingâ a lot. If life were a tv show, youâd be a sassy little hate muffin that tumblr idolised that everyone would remark didnt get enough screen time. Youâre all business and sometimes you should let down that gaurd fam :) Think about people a little bit more bud. I respect you. Iâll be your friend! But it will probably take three years to build up our relationship and it will probably be accidental, but im here for u anyway.