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Lots of drama in our household

this reminds me of the post about the person who started calling centipedes lovers and their partner was like “A LOVER. A LOVER HAS BEEN SPOTTED. ON THE DRESSER.”

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oh my god i forgot this blog exists 😭😭

some recent funny shit the 12 year old (barf, he’s nearly 13 it’s so gross) has said

“you have more foop for your scoop”

“my knees are so boney, they’re like dodecahedrons”

nick: “man shell does everything!”

mum: “no. a shell company is a fake company”

“he’s a femboy”

“i would not be hard in the presence of the lord”

“cats have that stupid textile tongue”

#shit nick says

“are those wild cows?

“we should call wild cows, wild moos”

overheard at nicks birthday party

“my brother is what you call a minecraft alcoholic”

mothman-is-my-cousin

nick: he has some homies

my dad: *EARTH SHATTERING BURP*

nick: in his sternum

(in the tune of buddy holly by weezer)

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mum: the red on your blassment!

blassment?

bracelet

me, worried: why are you bleeding blood???

fudge is a master of deception!

nick: you have your own Eiffel tower!

our aunt: that is an electricity grid

mum: FREEDOM!!!

nick: this is not america!! 😡😡

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funnytwittertweets

rampant-salamander

@star-trekkin-across-theuniverse this strikes me as something your child might also say

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Absolutely is @shit-nick-says type thinking.

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oh yea 100% this is some shit nick would in fact say

“snails are like the 5 star version of slugs!”

i kinda have to wonder what my mum thinks we do on minecraft because she recently said

mum: “oh yea when you summon the wizzer”

me: “you mean the wither??”

mum: “nick says the wizzer!”

me: “YEA BUT HE HAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT!”

who made jaws?? was in Hollywood????

that’s your mouth chandelier

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I cannot fart at the many decibels!!

while watching Oklahoma

“is this the gods must be crazy?”

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