🎁Moomin Mama🎁

Awhhhhhh. You wanna try and beat the Vikingking? Alright littlest man. If I win, I get my starwars LEGO set back you stole three years ago.

No, I WILL beat you. And I never stole that! You might have just… misplaced it… or something…

liar! You’re the only one who came crying to Finny because he stepped in a lego piece. that had a jedi face on it. So it was obviously from my set!

… Hana has the same set as you and Finland broke part of her set. They would even agree see I’m even tagging them in this look hahahahahahahahaha @shit-aph-finny-does @shitaphhanatamagodoes

I agree with Peter! Hana likes to knock around lego pieces and sometimes Peter likes to build with them. So I bought a set!

Would you like to train?

Well it does taste a bit weird…

Don’t tell England please, and you should go to bed.

It’s LITERALLY coffee cream. You can CHILL.

Now Sealand, it isn’t just a coffee creamer. It technically isn’t even a full on cream.

Well I guess it isn’t JUST coffee cream. It has more flavour than it usually does.

Well I mean, if you keep it a secret I’ll let you have a small amount in a drink of your choice. Once a week.

… IT’S COFFEE CREAM?

You can also drink it without coffee or anything.

Bloody what the frickin frick

Sealand don’t fucking curse, you and I both know that’s a hidden curse word. Maybe I shouldn’t let you have whiskey creamer

But you just said fucking

Not important.

That’s pretty important, maybe I should tell Papa you said that.

Oh look hanta is playing in the street!

… Shouldn’t you stop her?

I am! -casually running in the opposite direction of street-

*facepalm*

-eventually runs back behind Sealand somehow- Hi Sealand I saved the world again.

WHAT HOOOW DID YOU GET THERE

The real question is, how did you get here?

I I’ve been here the whole time Maybe you should sit down…?

But, how do you exist. How do I exist. There is a multiverse where we don’t exist.

Well That’s Okay then. Go sit down. Please.

Can I squat instead?

Well it does taste a bit weird…

Don’t tell England please, and you should go to bed.

It’s LITERALLY coffee cream. You can CHILL.

Now Sealand, it isn’t just a coffee creamer. It technically isn’t even a full on cream.

Well I guess it isn’t JUST coffee cream. It has more flavour than it usually does.

Well I mean, if you keep it a secret I’ll let you have a small amount in a drink of your choice. Once a week.

… IT’S COFFEE CREAM?

You can also drink it without coffee or anything.

Bloody what the frickin frick

Sealand don’t fucking curse, you and I both know that’s a hidden curse word. Maybe I shouldn’t let you have whiskey creamer

But you just said fucking

Not important.

That’s pretty important, maybe I should tell Papa you said that.

Oh look hanta is playing in the street!

… Shouldn’t you stop her?

I am! -casually running in the opposite direction of street-

*facepalm*

-eventually runs back behind Sealand somehow- Hi Sealand I saved the world again.

WHAT HOOOW DID YOU GET THERE

The real question is, how did you get here?

I I’ve been here the whole time Maybe you should sit down…?

But, how do you exist. How do I exist. There is a multiverse where we don't exist.

Well it does taste a bit weird…

Don’t tell England please, and you should go to bed.

It’s LITERALLY coffee cream. You can CHILL.

Now Sealand, it isn’t just a coffee creamer. It technically isn’t even a full on cream.

Well I guess it isn’t JUST coffee cream. It has more flavour than it usually does.

Well I mean, if you keep it a secret I’ll let you have a small amount in a drink of your choice. Once a week.

… IT’S COFFEE CREAM?

You can also drink it without coffee or anything.

Bloody what the frickin frick

Sealand don’t fucking curse, you and I both know that’s a hidden curse word. Maybe I shouldn’t let you have whiskey creamer

But you just said fucking

Not important.

That’s pretty important, maybe I should tell Papa you said that.

Oh look hanta is playing in the street!

… Shouldn’t you stop her?

I am! -casually running in the opposite direction of street-

*facepalm*

-eventually runs back behind Sealand somehow- Hi Sealand I saved the world again.

WHAT HOOOW DID YOU GET THERE

The real question is, how did you get here?

Well it does taste a bit weird…

Don’t tell England please, and you should go to bed.

It’s LITERALLY coffee cream. You can CHILL.

Now Sealand, it isn’t just a coffee creamer. It technically isn’t even a full on cream.

Well I guess it isn’t JUST coffee cream. It has more flavour than it usually does.

Well I mean, if you keep it a secret I’ll let you have a small amount in a drink of your choice. Once a week.

… IT’S COFFEE CREAM?

You can also drink it without coffee or anything.

Bloody what the frickin frick

Sealand don’t fucking curse, you and I both know that’s a hidden curse word. Maybe I shouldn’t let you have whiskey creamer

But you just said fucking

Not important.

That’s pretty important, maybe I should tell Papa you said that.

Oh look hanta is playing in the street!

… Shouldn’t you stop her?

I am! -casually running in the opposite direction of street-

*facepalm*

-eventually runs back behind Sealand somehow- Hi Sealand I saved the world again.

Well it does taste a bit weird…

Don’t tell England please, and you should go to bed.

It’s LITERALLY coffee cream. You can CHILL.

Now Sealand, it isn’t just a coffee creamer. It technically isn’t even a full on cream.

Well I guess it isn’t JUST coffee cream. It has more flavour than it usually does.

Well I mean, if you keep it a secret I’ll let you have a small amount in a drink of your choice. Once a week.

… IT’S COFFEE CREAM?

You can also drink it without coffee or anything.

Bloody what the frickin frick

Sealand don’t fucking curse, you and I both know that’s a hidden curse word. Maybe I shouldn’t let you have whiskey creamer

But you just said fucking

Not important.

That’s pretty important, maybe I should tell Papa you said that.

Oh look hanta is playing in the street!

… Shouldn’t you stop her?

I am! -casually running in the opposite direction of street-

Well it does taste a bit weird…

Don’t tell England please, and you should go to bed.

It’s LITERALLY coffee cream. You can CHILL.

Now Sealand, it isn’t just a coffee creamer. It technically isn’t even a full on cream.

Well I guess it isn’t JUST coffee cream. It has more flavour than it usually does.

Well I mean, if you keep it a secret I’ll let you have a small amount in a drink of your choice. Once a week.

… IT’S COFFEE CREAM?

You can also drink it without coffee or anything.

Bloody what the frickin frick

Sealand don’t fucking curse, you and I both know that’s a hidden curse word. Maybe I shouldn’t let you have whiskey creamer

But you just said fucking

Not important.

That’s pretty important, maybe I should tell Papa you said that.

Oh look hanta is playing in the street!

Well it does taste a bit weird…

Don’t tell England please, and you should go to bed.

It’s LITERALLY coffee cream. You can CHILL.

Now Sealand, it isn’t just a coffee creamer. It technically isn’t even a full on cream.

Well I guess it isn’t JUST coffee cream. It has more flavour than it usually does.

Well I mean, if you keep it a secret I’ll let you have a small amount in a drink of your choice. Once a week.

… IT’S COFFEE CREAM?

You can also drink it without coffee or anything.

Bloody what the frickin frick

Sealand don’t fucking curse, you and I both know that’s a hidden curse word. Maybe I shouldn’t let you have whiskey creamer

But you just said fucking

Not important.