The great and powerful Oz

Oz is getting really hyped for halloween but is still bummed out with how little it is celebrated 

Cries on Americas shoulder as they both talk about their political climates being fucked at the moment 

Oz attends a support group called “SHIT ENGLAND HAS DONE TO US“ England is locked out of the room where these meetings occur

Australia is so fucking happy about samesex marriage that oz is sobbing

Oz is so fucking happy that the majority of the votes were yes but is still salty that they haven't actually done anything to legalize it

Oz once told Germany a dream time story and Germany thought he was High

Oz is very confused about why his government can't just legalise marriage equality already? They made it illegal without asking anyone just a few year ago so why make a fuss now?

Oz is the god of dad jokes Hutt river once said, ‘Oz I'm hungry’.  and he replied with ‘ hi hungry I'm dad’. Hutt river ended up throwing a vegemite jar at him

Have a love~hate relationship with fidget spinners.

Oz sings Rockabye to his micro nations when there asleep or thinks there asleep one time WY heard him sing it while pretending to sleep

Oz is very prideful of his coffee and will hiss when he sees  a Starbucks

Oz once fed America a kangaroo hotdog America started crying

Once, he set a pot of water on fire.

Oz never regrets going to the western front and every time he goes to visit France or Belgium  they feed him till he’ s as full as a meet pie to show their thaks for what Oz did

Is bitter about the Eurovision results.