Ship of Swank

some of the people that get loads of credit for being stylish are. just thin 

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

dude.

No.

yes

YES

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

The longer i look at it, the funnier it becomes.

just wanted to update everyone: he arrived, safely, on monday, has been settling in & adjusting since then, & is doing well. his name is marigold

What, pray tell, the fuck

People might not realize how groundbreaking this is to recognize in India.

*aggressively slams reblog*

One fun thing about academia is that you get to pick your work hours but a bad thing is that your work hours are all the time so you work and work until you collapse from exhaustion and can’t work anymore