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Cosmic Funnies

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Sade Olutola
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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dirt enthusiast

shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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“but he did [this horrific thing]” i am neither his keeper nor happy with every single decision he makes. Also he is not real
idk arlathan gq or something lol
Hey. Hey, you. The people who have a strong preference for the explicit and smutty side of fandom. You’re super valid and are doing nothing wrong by having sexuality be your main focus. Sexuality being important to you doesn’t make you a creep, you’re not objectifying people because you prefer to explore characters’ and ships’ sexual lives and preferences. Sex is not shameful. Don’t let anyone try to shame you for celebrating and loving sexuality. Sex and smut have been an important part of fandom throughout it’s whole history. You don’t have to meet any silly quota of non-sexual fandom interests.
There’s still so much sex negativity in the world. People can have sex negative opinions without even realizing because they’ve grown up in such a repressive and conservative culture. Fandom has always been a place to escape that repressive culture.
And always remember, you don’t owe anyone an argument or debate.

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Knight slowly and tragically falling in love with his cursed sword, who is inhabited by the soul of a more ancient and more tragic knight.
actually hi i got briefly possessed
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The sword is plain. An unadorned pommel, a disintegrating leather ribbon wrapping around the grip, a simply functional crossguard. No runes etched along the length of the fuller, to weave magic into steel.
But the blade is black and shimmering like ravenstone, and the edge is sharp.
It cut him, when he first found it. His blood on gray steel and gray stone and black something. It almost felt like glass. Hidden amidst strange ruins, towering slabs of rock above a network of caves and tunnels with alien writing along their walls, all for a grave that held no body, only a sword.
The dreams started soon afterwards.
A tall figure, wreathed in a cloak of shifting darkness. It stood beside him, in a field of grain bathed red from the setting sun. Foreign mountains rose in the distance. Its voice came from everywhere.
“Who are you?” it asks.
“Ser Ludwig, knight of the Serpentsong.”
“And what is your task, oh knight?”
“My Lady bid me purge the Dark from her lands. I drive back its encroaching wherever I find it.”
The figure turned to him, but there was no face within the cloak. Perhaps not even a body. He stood firm. The figure’s head tilted, first to the side, then down to him.
“A task that requires a sharp blade,” the voice whispered. “You shall have it.”
His fingers clenched around nothing. The scabbard sat at his hip, empty.
When he awoke, the taste of blood was on his tongue.
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The sword is warm when he touches it. It seems to hum in his hands, coming alive like an animal from sleep. He cleans it, he oils the blade, he replaces the leather ribbon around the grip. Supple goatskin, dyed oxblood red like his dreams have been.
As he sleeps, even the mountains are red. The figure is nowhere to be seen, but his scabbard is no longer empty.
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The sword is warm when he touches it. It seems to come alive like an animal from sleep in his hands. Its edge is sharp.
He cuts down a pack of bandits who thought to ambush a lone knight as if they were hewn from straw and twine. The monsters born of the Dark that follow them fall just the same.
You shall have a sharp blade. The sharpest there ever was.
He stands there, exertion driving sweat onto his skin, his breath echoing within his helmet. He stares down at the sword in his hand, the blade drenched red with blood and shining with whatever the Dark’s creatures possess in place of it.
“You must be a gift of the Saints,” he whispers and takes the hilt in both hands and lifts the sword to press a kiss to the pommel. His helmet is in the way, but even through the cold metal he can feel the sword’s warmth against his lips.
From all around him, he can hear a sad laugh, as if out of a dream.
❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"
✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"
disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.
If you have a fucked up sicknasty fanfic you've been thinking about sharing but are unsure, this post is your sign to run to AO3 and Just Do It: 1. Someone somewhere wants to read it. Even if it's only one person, that person matters
2. Your creativity matters and so does your ability to share it
3. Serial harassers in fandom spaces are beginning to express discomfort that sites like AO3 completely strip their ability to do anything about fic they don't like, sometimes going as far as leaving entire fandoms due to the influx of "problematic fiction without a chance for consequences to the author". Posting your fanworks to AO3 actively contributes to making harassers feel unsafe and powerless in fandom
4. Militant anti-fanfic content creators also cannot do anything about fic posted to AO3
5. You can post anonymously to AO3, with the ability to de-anonymize at any time
6. You can moderate comments before making them visible on your fic, restrict comments to logged-in users only, or turn off comments altogether, meaning you can post anonymously and completely turn off comments if you choose
crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

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“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard
dude come out of your cocoon and be all covered in slime and be yourself #beyourselfsummer
I do not love men: I love what devours them
medicine! despite the obstacles, we continue to advance and treat/cure more diseases than ever before. while i wish advertising for GLP1s would die with fire, they truly revolutionized care for people with Type II diabetes. last year they came out with a treatment for Huntington's disease that slows progression significantly (it was previously untreatable). a drug being tested for Alzheimers might be able to regrow teeth??? more and more surgeries are able to be done laproscopically, reducing recovery time significantly (tubal ligation for example). PCOS has been renamed and redefined to Polyendocrine Metabolic Ovarian Syndrome to more accurately reflect the main symptoms (lots of people don't have cysts and thus got dismissed by doctors), and they have a blood test for it now.
frogs! thanks to tumblr's own @markscherz and others, we keep finding new frog species!
treatment for cat kidneys! it's not widely available yet as they complete testing but Japanese researcher Toru Miyazaki has created an injection that can protect cat kidneys, which could let cats that would otherwise die of kidney complications live twice as long. which is a lot of cats, sadly.
Scenery in Dragon Age: Inquisition 22/??

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Looking at my Alucard drawings and realizing oh i really am in love with this guy
acrylic, canvas 40*50 cm «Lighthouse of the Northern Sunset» 2025